Farm Cafe

Farm Café is a Portland staple in the foodie scene, however, it has taken me almost two years to make it here. Located in an adorable old farmhouse in the lively close-in NE Burnside area, it offers a wonderful ambiance. It is small and quaint, roughly 10-15 tables. The dark colored walls, mahogany wood furniture, and local artwork all combine beautifully to give a truly Portland vibe. The vintage chandeliers provide dim light throughout, providing one of the most effortless romantic interiors I have experienced in Portland dining.

Service…oh how this can make or break a fantastic restaurant. We arrived at 7pm on a Friday night, and were told there was roughly a two hour wait. Not uncharacteristic and not a big deal if we could have waited here and ordered drinks/appetizers. The hostess, however, NEVER mentioned that there was an adorable bar/seating area in the rear of the restaurant! Even after we told her we were going to walk (in the rain) to another establishment to wait and to call us for our table, she still NEVER thought to suggest her own bar as the perfect warm, dry place to wait it out. This was the biggest miss in service I have yet to incur in Portland. Only after we were seated later in the night did I venture to the bathroom and discover the rest of the restaurant – I was more than disappointed. It gets better….we realized after sitting down there was only one waiter for the entire dining room, so we waited another 15 minutes to be welcomed. By the time we ordered we were starving, and knew exactly what we wanted. We order all courses at once, and told the waiter to deliver in order. Armando did eventually tell the waiter about the hostess situation, as it severely impacted our evening. He was apologetic (said they were in training?), and did “comp” our desert ($7). Nice gesture, but ultimately not enough to make up for the lack of awareness. In the end, we tipped well and were happy with our table service.

One thing to note, do NOT sit by the front door if you can avoid it. It is constantly left open and lets in a horrible draft!

Menu…It changes often and is seasonally based, ensuring the freshest ingredients. It is short and vegetarian focused, but created with true culinary craftsmanship.

Drinks – They have an extensive wine list, with affordable options (white starting at $20, red starting at $29). They also offer desert wines, absinthe, cordials and various coffee choices. We chose the Anne Amie Pinot Noir, and it was pleasantly smooth with a sweet aftertaste.

Food –
Apps: We started with the Williams Baked Brie based on Yelp user reviews (Slice of brie served warm with toasted sugar, roasted hazelnuts, seasonal fruit, and Ken’s baguette. Please allow 10 minutes as we bake this to order). Served piping hot, the combinations of sweet and salty were amazing, and the portion was just enough for two people. My dinner notes said “cheesy, ooey, gooey…happiness in a bite.”

Salad: We ordered the Beet Carpaccio (Thinly sliced beets with fresh goat chevre, mint, chives and walnut oil vinaigrette). Loved the thinly sliced beets, and the herbs tasted like they just picked them from the garden. Small in portion (and in goat chevre), but large in flavor.

We ordered two fish dishes for entrees, as it seemed from Farm’s website these may be their specialty. I ordered the Flame-grilled Halibut (Fresh halibut fillet flame-grilled with roasted Brussels sprouts, French lentil salad and fire roasted tomato-caper concasse). This was a dream dish for me, as the ingredients are some of my favorite foods. The fire roasted tomato topping gave it the kick it needed (the Halibut would have been a bit flavorless alone), and the lentils were cooked to the perfect consistency.

Armando ordered the Pan-Fried Idaho Trout (Whole boneless trout dusted with coarse sea salt, pan-fried and served with seasonal vegetables). This was one of the lightest and well-done breadings I have had, and the seasonal vegetables here almost stole the dish. Chunky cubes of tender squash were the highlight.

Desert – The sunken chocolate soufflé with coffee ice cream (a dense, dark chocolate with a molten center, served with coffee ice cream on top) was literally pure seduction. We ordered two Stumptown coffees (I love that they offered Stevia sweetener and real cream as condiments) to compliment the dish, and it was one of the best endings to a meal I can remember.

The draw of Farm Café is that they serve the freshest, farm to table dishes, at some of the most affordable prices in the city. I left feeling perfectly content, not overly stuffed, and happy that I had experienced this restaurant. For food, they are indeed 5 stars. The overall experience as detailed above, unfortunately, can only receive 3 stars.

Although we will pass on returning because of the service issues, I do highly recommend Farm Café for an affordable, romantic evening.

*Jayne

Lovely's Fifty-Fifty

Wood-fired pizza and homemade ice cream? I think I died and went to Heaven! Just to add some credibility to my review, my love affair with pizza started as a child and has only grown with time. When I was little I ate so much of it that my mom warned me that I was going to turn into a piece of pizza. Not to be discouraged, I pressed on throughout adulthood to patron as many wonderful pizza establishments as I could, and here I am, reviewing the latest on the Portland scene. Admittedly, I never made it to the beloved Lovely Hula Hands (RIP), but when I heard the business was trying their hand at a new pizza place, I was more than thrilled!

Atmosphere:
The Mississippi Area is one of the coolest neighborhoods in Portland, and Lovely’s is located here, directly next store to the old Lovely Hula Hands building (which I heard they still own and will be leasing to a new restaurant…what will it be?). The interior of Lovely’s has clean lines and all wooden furniture, with a very relaxed, “zen” vibe. It felt warm and cozy. Diner style seating, with booths on one side and smaller tables on the other. They had a good crowd for a rainy Sunday evening, but we were able to grab a table back by the “kitchen,” an open area where you can watch your order be prepared (pizza is hand-tossed). Bathrooms are located next door, so you have to get a key and walk outside to get there, which is kind of a pain.

Food/Wine:
The salad options are sprawling and have some great combinations. We started with the “Gene’s beets with grapefruit, avocado, cilantro & calabrian chilies.” While the dish was light and refreshing, the portion size was lacking for $8. There was probably one beet cut into ten pieces and ½ an avocado in thin slices…disappointing.

The pizza options are also well crafted, and we splurged and tried two different pies. First was the red chard, rapini & fennel sausage, and second was the wild nettles with salumi pancetta. Neither stuck out as better than the other, so I will speak in more general terms. The greens were a bit too charred for my taste, but the meat on both pizzas was delicious. Perfectly juicy sausage and salty, thinly sliced salumi pancetta. The crust was nicely browned and had great consistency, but lacked any sort of flavor.

I enjoyed the smaller size of the pizzas (perfect for a light meal for two people), but at $15, they should be larger.

Nice selection of wines, however we could not find anything under $25. Our bottle of Chianti was the perfect accompaniment to this meal, but I do wish they had at least a couple of $20 options.

Ice Cream:
From what I can tell, the flavors change pretty frequently because they are homemade. We split the two-scoop bowl for $5, and we chose the Malted Milk Ball and Mint Stracciatella. Both were creamy and flavorful, with perfect texture. My only complaint was that the portions were small, tiny ½ cup servings of each.

Pricing/Service:
As you can tell, I thought Lovely’s Fifty-Fifty was overpriced. When you compare it to the outstanding pizza establishments in Portland (namely Ken’s, Apizza Scholls, Dove Vivi) it definitely doesn’t give the most bang for the buck. Prices are higher and portions are noticeably smaller.

Service was friendly and attentive. In chatting with the waitress they seem happy to be in their new space, and business sounded like it was going well.

Overall, this is a place any pizza lover would enjoy, to be sure. But for these prices, I wasn’t moved to add this to the “return” list.

*Jayne

Upright Brewing

This is by far the most unique brewery I have experienced in Portland. The anticipation started with the location...Upright Brewing is located in the basement of the newish Leftbank Building on North Broadway Street. Parking is an issue here; there are only a handful of spaces in front of the building, so plan to park on a side street or to ride your bike. You walk through Leftbank’s beautiful fir entry doors into their café/gallery area (which is an impressive, open concept, artfully-designed space I might add) and take the elevator to the basement to get to Upright (you will feel like you are part of a special club). One turn off the elevator and there you are...the brewery is all there for you to tour and admire as you enjoy your beers – talk about fresh and locally sourced!

Inside it is a small space of concrete walls, barrels of beer, and six tables (two picnic-style, two high-tops, and two regular two-seaters, all with random mis-matched chairs – we had lawn chairs, how fitting for this place!). It was a full-house on a Sunday afternoon, but we were able to snag a high-top, then eventually move to a two-seater. There was a man playing folk/jazz at the entrance, so that added to the ambiance as soon as we walked in. There was a small chalkboard listing all of the offerings for the day to the left of the place, and one guy tending to the orders. The majority of beers are labeled with a #, and they offer regular brews as well as Seasonals. They also offer a sandwich and meat plate option for food. Any artwork on the walls is from local artists. Upright also sells to-go growlers and kegs, so keep that in mind for your next party! Make sure you check the hours though: the Tasting Room is open from 4:30-9pm on Fridays, 1-6pm every Saturday and Sunday afternoon, and also between 6pm and tipoff for all evening home Blazers games.

Upright has amazing prices and brews phenomenal beer. The best option to get you acclimated to their beers is the tasting tray. It comes with six ample-sized tasting glasses set inside a nice wooden holder, all for $7. We added a sample of the Seasonal for an additional $1. They bring the tray to your table and go through the numbers with you. You drink them all (I recommend sticking to correct order) and then try to remember what #’s you liked so you can order full beers of choice, so fun! Notable that full beers are 12oz, which is perfect. The beers are way too potent to be downing pints of, just wouldn’t be right. The guy serving the beers was friendly and helpful, and I actually had him write down the numbers for me so I would know what I was tasting! No exaggeration, I enjoyed every beer on the tray, less the Seasonal Auld Reekie (which was described as “experimental” and was just downright awful). My favorite of the day was the Saison (a sour-style beer); it was truly amazing. The Seasonal Turkey on Rye was also a standout.

Upright is indeed Craft beer at its finest. What a way to spend a rainy Sunday…or any day for that matter. I hate to even tell people about this place, but as a devoted Yelp Elite, duty calls. Don’t say I never did anything for you!

*Jayne